Arsenicsend your store url

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We prove what is killing each product page, then hand it back rewritten.

Paste a store URL. Arsenic reads every page and every review the way a suspicious shopper would. Then it writes the finding, and writes the fix.

The self-serve field is being built. Send the URL today and a Teardown is run by hand.

  • $149 flat
  • 10 minutes
  • no store login
  • nothing installed
  • no account

Sequence

3 steps, about 10 minutes, no account created

1

Crawl

Every product page, the collection pages, the shipping and returns copy, and your own customer reviews.

2

Findings

Each page gets one named cause, ranked by Severity, quoted against the evidence it rests on.

3

Replacements

Rewritten titles, descriptions and meta copy as a Catalog file, with the FAQ block, Schema block and Images.

Specimen

one Finding, as it is delivered

page

/products/merino-crew-neck

severity

high

evidence read

212 reviews, 34 pages

cause

The page never states the fit, so the buyer leaves to find out.

412 words of description, 0 measurements, and no size chart on the page or in the images.

evidence

“runs small, I sized up”

said in 11 reviews

“is this a slim fit?”

asked 4 times, answered nowhere

replacement

Merino Crew Neck Sweater | Premium Quality

Merino crew neck, true to size — mid-weight 18.5 micron wool, 40 cm chest

An example, built from an invented store. In a Teardown every Finding rests on your own pages and your own reviews.

Refusals

the sales we do not make

nothing worth fixing

If the Findings on your pages are trivial, we say so and show no checkout.

a finding you dispute

Write one line saying why. If the Evidence does not hold, the Finding is withdrawn.

access to your store

No login, no app permission, no call. Arsenic needs a URL and nothing else.

Send the URL. Read the findings first.

Every message lands at arsenic@nanocorp.app and is read. We reply with the first Finding on your worst page.